There is truly nothing worse than when you’re in the mood to masturbate, but your vibrator is loud enough for the whole house to hear.
Sometimes, it’s just not the same when you have to use your fingers.
We all have a go-to vibrator; one that works every time without fail. Well, let’s explore some silent vibrator options and hopefully find the perfect vibrator for you that’s discreet and gets you off every time.
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To start with, you have to think about what it is that you’re actually looking for. There’s thousands, if not more, of vibrators out there to choose from. We’re going to be looking at Lovehoney products; ‘the sexual happiness people’.
Lovehoney is a sex toy and lingerie site founded in the UK. It has eight global sites including, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, France, Germany, Spain, the EU and of course the US.
The best thing about Lovehoney is that they offer a variety of products, with thousands of detailed reviews. Amongst those products, you can find hundreds of silent vibrators to help fulfill your needs discreetly.
They also have a podcast that can be found on Spotify, ‘The Sexual Happiness Podcast’ where the Lovehoney team talk about sexuality, relationships, toys, tips and any advice that may help spice up your life in the bedroom.
So, are you looking for:
The list really does go on.
I would personally recommend trying them all, based on your sexual preferences, of course. For example, if you know that you prefer clitoral stimulation over penetrative stimulation, then it would make sense to go for a suction vibrator over a g-spot vibrator. But that’s not to say that you shouldn’t give other products a go.
You should also consider colors and materials. Some materials work better with specific lubes, and obviously you want to choose a quiet vibrator that looks appealing.
It’s also a good idea to speak to your partner about each other’s sexual desires. Sex toys don’t always have to be about masturbation. You may be surprised to learn that you and your partner are both interested in anal play; then I would suggest experimenting with a vibrating butt plug.
Remember, you have your whole life to experiment with sex toys, so you don’t need to go filling your basket and breaking the bank. Ultimately, the priority here is finding the quietest vibrator that will do the job. That’s why it’s important to take reviews into consideration.
You may find the perfect vibrator, but it’s actually not that great at noise reduction. I always say the best way we can learn about sex is by telling stories. If you’ve used the most amazing toy, tell your girlfriends or post a review. Share your own experiences to improve the experiences of somebody else.
So, use the tools that Lovehoney gives you and make the most of the thousands of reviews that can be found on the site. Purchasing a good sex toy should be a solid investment; it’s imperative that you make the right call and take the time to truly decide what it is that you’re looking for.
There are many reasons why you might want a silent vibrator. You may find the noise off-putting (I know I sometimes do), you may be conscious that your roommate can hear when you’re masturbating or you may even be looking for something discreet, a toy that you can pick up when you’re in the mood but your partner’s sleeping.
Whatever the reason, it’s important that you find the best vibrator for you. You can find thousands of toys on sex toy sites, Amazon even, or in your local sex shop. Lovehoney offers a wide range of toys from several brands.
Hopefully, this list should save you the trouble of spending hours scrolling through sites, as I’ve essentially done the work for you and condensed the information. Let’s take a look at some of the best silent yet strong vibrators to reduce noise distraction. Fingers crossed, we’ll find the perfect one for you.
The Lovehoney silent 7-inch classic vibrator is highly affordable at $24.99. You can get the toy in both purple and pink, and it’s the perfect simple vibrator, with 7 different vibration patterns to fulfill your basic needs.
It has a ribbed texture for the ultimate penetrative stimulation and it’s certainly beginner friendly.
Out of 1111 reviews it’s rated a solid 4.2, and is rated a 4 out of 5 for quietness.
Sometimes, being introduced to sex toys can feel really intimidating. Something simple and classic like this is great as an introductory toy to help you understand the potential of pleasure to be received from vibrators.
The Lovense Lush 3 egg vibrator is an app-controlled wearable vibrator, perfect for introducing play outside of the bedroom, allowing your partner to sexually tease you over dinner.
Obviously, for this you would certainly want something quiet. Imagine how embarrassing it could be if your partner switched the egg on at the dinner table and suddenly the whole restaurant could hear you getting off; I couldn’t think of anything worse.
It costs $139.99, so it’s a little on the expensive side, but it’s certainly an investment if it’s going to spice up your sex lives and give you the courage to take it one step further outside of the bedroom.
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Out of 592 reviews it’s rated 4.2, and again is rated 4 out of 5 for quietness.
It could be a great toy if you’re wanting to experiment with dominance, and allowing your partner to have full control over the pleasure you receive.
Similar to the Lovense Lush 3, the We-Vibe clitoral panty vibrator costs $139, and can be purchased in the colors black and purple.
It works exactly the same as the Lovense Lush 3, only it’s rated 4.4 and a 5 out of 5 for quietness. It’s got less reviews at only 21 but it's clearly been received well by those who have tried it.
We-Vibe is also a highly popular sex toy brand, so if you already have a toy you love from this brand I would recommend that you stick with what you know. An upgrade in the app now means that you can experiment with long-distance play, the perfect solution to helping with long distance relationship complacency.
I personally have never tried a panty vibrator, but it’ll definitely be next on my Christmas list. There’s something so sexy to me about experiencing sexual satisfaction in public, whilst nobody around you is aware, it’s the ultimate discreet vibrator.
Moving on to the G-spot rabbit vibrator, an all time favorite, the Fifty Shades of Grey greedy girl range offers a powerful dual stimulation quiet rabbit vibrator for $99.99.
G-Spot rabbit vibrators are arguably the best sex toy for solo pleasure, that’s not to say they can’t be used as a couple, but it really is the perfect toy for when you’re by yourself.
Often, the problem with masturbating is that it can be difficult to pleasure more than one spot. A rabbit vibrator stimulates your G-spot whilst providing you with clitoral stimulation; ultimately giving you the utmost pleasure.
Out of 1492 reviews it’s rated 4.6, and is given a 4 out of 5 rating for quietness.
This might just be the cutest designed bullet vibrator I’ve ever seen. It’s designed in the shape of a lipstick (making it easy to hide in your purse) and you can get it in both red and blue.
Bullet vibrators are simple but effective, and are perfect for someone who’s just beginning to experiment with sex toys and vibrators specifically. You can use the bullet to provide clitoral stimulation, or you can guide the bullet vibrator over your erogenous zones to invoke pleasure.
It’s definitely expensive for a bullet vibrator, costing $79.99. Most bullet vibrators cost anywhere between $10 and $30, however, they would typically be battery powered and loud.
A cost-effective option for a bullet vibrator is the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator costing $11.99 (on sale from $19.99).
Some reviews mention its intense yet quiet vibrations. Out of 140 reviews it’s rated a 4.4, and a 4 out of 5 for quietness.
The We-Vibe rabbit vibrator can be bought in pink, black and blue for $149.
Again, this provides G-spot and clitoral stimulation, but may be a better option for those who have a sensitive clitoris.
Some rabbit vibrators can be very intense, especially the ones with the bunny ears attachment. This is powerful, silent, yet gentle on the clitoris. The description explains that it ‘kisses’ your clitoris; I don’t know about you but I certainly wouldn’t say no to that.
It’s app-controlled, extra quiet and rechargeable.
Out of 104 reviews it’s got a 4.4 rating and a 4 out of 5 for quietness.
Realistic dildos can be perfect, and really give you the ‘real’ experience in the comfort of your own privacy.
It costs $59.99, can be bought in flesh pink or flesh brown, it’s 10 inches, rated 4.8 out of 24 reviews and is rated a 4 out of 5 for quietness.
This would be perfect for you if you love penetrative stimulation and enjoy the feeling of being ‘filled’.
I think it's safe to say that a clitoral stimulator is my all time favorite sex toy. I hate to admit it, but it’s the laziest orgasm you could possibly have, and for that reason it’s the best in my book. It’s also perfect for edging, providing you with minutes or hours of pleasure, it really is up to you.
This collaborative toy between Lovehoney and Womanizer costs $74.25 (on sale from $99.00).
It provides a gentle suction with pulsations to help you reach your climax. Out of 1393 reviews, it’s rated a 4.5, and has been rated a 4 out of 5 for quietness. Orgasm rating is 5 out of 5, which does not surprise me in the slightest.
Wand vibrators are another fan favorite. I suppose it’s because you have full control over your own clitoral stimulation. The large base of the wand applies full coverage to your clitoris, and will send sensations to your core.
The Dame Com wand massager is $124.99, it has only one review, but it’s been rated a 5 out of 5 for absolutely all aspects including quietness.
I personally love a wand vibrator as it can be used to engage erogenous zones, not just for clitoral stimulation. Your partner can rub the wand all over your body, and watch as you submit to the pleasure.
I couldn’t talk about vibrators and not mention a vibrating butt plug, could I? My personal favorite, for sure.
This butt plug in particular is extremely streamlined and will help with ease of entry, so it’s great for a beginner to try. You might use a butt plug for solo play, or you could use it with a partner to maximize your sex lives.
I don’t know what it is about a butt plug that I love.
If I had to narrow it down to two things, I would say it’s the tight feeling paired with penetrative stimulation, but also it’s the idea that it’s just a little bit different and naughty almost. And that’s not even taking the vibration settings into consideration!
Out of 27 reviews, it’s rated 4.7 and a 5 out of 5 for quietness.
What could be better than a quiet suction vibrator?
A quiet suction G-spot vibrator, that’s what.
For $96.75 (was $129.00) you can experience the ultimate masturbation fantasy that is almost guaranteed to result in a highly intense orgasm from blended pleasure.
Out of 273 reviews, its rating is 4.5. However, it only rates a 3 out of 5 for quietness, meaning that you wouldn’t be purchasing a completely silent vibrator.
I can vouch for both a suction vibrator and a G-spot vibrator, I can’t see any reason why the two together wouldn’t be incredibly intense and pleasure-inducing.
Another great quiet vibrator for a beginner is this classic 6-inch vibrator.
It’s affordable, costing $29.99, and is great for both internal and external stimulation.
Again, this only rates 3 out of 5 for quietness but it also has a 4.1 rating out of 205 reviews.
We couldn’t not include one for the guys now, could we? I mean, we should all be able to experience discreet pleasure.
There’s a stigma around male sex toys, but why shouldn’t they get to have any fun? Sometimes, you simply aren’t in the mood for your own hands, and that’s okay.
This costs $129.99, and is rated 3.9 out of 213 reviews. It only scores 3 out of 5 on the quiet rating, but you can use it without the vibration setting too.
A quiet vibrating butt plug for those more advanced in anal play.
It has a pointed tip and beaded shaft to allow ease of entry but also to provide textural stimulation. This toy is kind of a mix between a vibrating butt plug with an element of anal beads. So it’s great if you’re looking to get the most out of your anal play.
Out of 46 reviews it’s received a 4.3, and a 4 out of 5 on the quietness scoring.
I hate to tease you with an out-of-stock product, but believe me when I tell you I’m praying that this will go back in stock sometime soon as I am desperate to try this one out for myself.
We know clitoral suction is amazing, but what about a flickering tongue vibrator for $59.99? Perfect for when you’re in the mood for oral sex but don’t have a partner present.
From 95 reviews it’s rated a 4.3 and scored 4 out of 5 on the quiet rating.
If you already have a vibrator that you love but it’s just distractingly loud, then there are a couple of tips to try to quiet the sound.
First of all, it’s never a bad idea to simply lock your bedroom door and turn up the music. Similarly, you could use a waterproof vibrator in the shower that won’t be heard for the running water.
For the bedroom, using your quilt to muffle the sound of your vibrator will usually do the trick.
I also want to point out that it would be completely cool if you simply asked your friend or your boyfriend to give you some privacy for 15 minutes (or longer) whilst you masturbate. I mean, we’re trying to eradicate the stigma anyway, aren’t we?
Loud vibrators can be distracting and make you lose focus when attempting to reach orgasm. Typically, this distraction comes from the anxiety that somebody else in the house might hear you.
Or, someone might be really sensual and want to block out sound and sight completely in order to maximize the feeling of pleasure whilst they masturbate.
I would certainly say so, yes. Taking away any anxiety or simple distractions will allow you to focus better on the task at hand – pleasure.
You also don’t want to be reminded that you’re using a toy sometimes. It’s not always very sexy when you remind yourself of the actual situation you’re in, especially if you prefer to fantasize about something or even like to focus on a specific feeling instead of overthinking.
If you’re looking for a whisper quiet vibrator, make sure to have a read of the reviews and ensure that those who have already tried the sex toy can confirm its quietness.
Vibrators vary in price for a lot of reasons, but that’s not to say you can’t purchase an affordable vibrator that has all the qualities you’re looking for, it just means you might have to do a little more research to find the perfect one for you at the right cost.
There’s thousands of silent vibrators out there, it’s just about making the right decision in order to maximize pleasure discreetly. It’s also always a good idea to ask your friends for recommendations.
Including other things in your masturbation session may help to enhance pleasure but still keep the noises to a minimum. Orgasm gel, lube, sexy lingerie, candles… anything you can think of to take ‘getting off’ to the next level.
If you have any personal recommendations, feel free to comment! I’d love to hear all about your favorite silent vibrators.
As always, share with a friend in need. Although, if it’s because your roommate is being too loud when she masturbates, maybe be a little discreet if you’re trying to encourage her to buy a silent vibrator… you wouldn’t want to embarrass her. 😉
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